Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
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| Me: | *Looks at the bags* Ooo, I see Apple pie! :D |
| Grandpa: | You don't see shit! *Hides the apple pie* |
| Me: | ... |
do you ever wonder what like cave women did when they got their periods i think about that like every day
in fact, up until the late 19th century women would rarely have periods often due to poor diet. The fact that these bastards are monthly is a relatively recent thing due to modern developments and our access to better lifestyles.
“Be healthy” they said.
“You’ll feel great” they said.
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that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
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So I met this girl online.
We talk, she flirts, great. She tells me she’s a full lesbian, has never had sex, or even any sexual curiosity with a guy. Awesome.
I add her on Facebook.
Two weeks later, she’s in a FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH A FUCKING DUDE.
What I don’t understand is the fact that some girls recently have felt the NEED to fucking lie to me.
It’s not hard to tell the fucking truth, you fucking cunt.
